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On Thursday night, Tony Clifton not only ignited a fistful of cigarettes, he threw a lit butt into the audience, causing a guy to think his shirt was on fire. Until, that was, gushes of complimentary Jack Daniel's started to midget escorts clifton from the stage, extinguishing all worries in the first three rows. It is a bacchanalia with a horn section that lands somewhere near deep, deep parody, a live taping of a Howard Stern show although Stern would never dare say some of things that come out of Clifton's mouthan episode of "Hee-Haw," political satire, a New Orleans jam session led by a decent group of session musicians and an evening at Nevada's Moonlite BunnyRanch, where Clifton hangs out. It is in heinous bad taste, beyond X-rated, replete with a glamorous dance troupe of dangerously young women and, as the performers get drunker, wildly out of control. If someone you love—and only partially trust—has tickets this weekend, be very afraid. And hide the car keys.

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The promoters will only say it's Tony Clifton, of course.

But Zmuda is the director of Comic Relief, the company producing the show, whose proceeds benefit gulf coast artists affected by Hurricane Katrina. The evening starts with midget escorts clifton video of Tony Clifton footage, then turns into a Vegas-style song-and-dance revue featuring the Cliftonettes a burlesque troupe and the Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra comprising Hot lady want sex Liberal New Orleans musicians.

In true Kaufman fashion, Clifton never breaks character--he discomfits the crowd with racist remarks and pedophile jokes and apparently sabotages the entire production by arguing with producers and performers, leading to long delays between bits.

At the show I saw, Clifton drank incessantly, passing out shots and occasionally midget escorts clifton liquor on audience members. Some progressively uninhibited fans egged him on, demanding that he get meaner and crazier, which he did, over the course of three and a half hours. By the end half the crowd had bailed, and I really couldn't figure out which parts of micget show had been staged.

As part of a national tour, his performing prowess will be showcased starting Thursday at the Chopin Theatre, W. Accompanied by the Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra, the bellicose balladeer will croon from a vast repertoire of Sinatra, Lynyrd Skynyrd and even Led Zeppelin to raise funds for Gulf Coast midget escorts clifton who were hit by the hurricane. In those "crazy" times, Hof says, Andy wasn't always himself.

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Aside from their predilection for prostitutes, Clifton Litchfield teen sexy his original portrayer had distinct personalities, disparate world views and seemingly separate lives. Andy didn't drink. Andy was very gentlemanly," Hof says. Less vertically endowed than his partner in put-ons, Zmuda began playing Clifton as part of Kaufman's act.

Midget escorts clifton Kaufman died of cancer inZmuda inherited the poorly tailored mantle for keeps and occasionally trotted Tony out in public.

Until the current tour, those outings were rare. During a recent interview at Chicago's famed Pump Room, Clifton revealed why he hasn't been seen in the States for a while. This is true. I just came back from Peru. I was selling out soccer stadiums in Peru.

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Midget escorts clifton then I had to leave Sex live web cams turku I had a little problem one night. Hence his triumphant return stateside -- just in time to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Kaufman's death with a booze-soaked, adult-themed, midgwt romp. A BYOB affair at the Chopin, it will feature top-notch New Orleans musicians and Big At the Pump Room, Clifton frequently pawed his dolled-up arm candy Rocky and Keelymoaned pleasurably in their presence and made unprintable remarks about their private parts while holding forth in a semisecluded antechamber near the bar.

Eminently game, the lasses just smiled and giggled and reveled in his playfully perverse attentions.

The restaurant was nearly empty, but a woman dining within earshot glanced over when Clifton's lewdness grew louder. Show him that leg!

That's my thoroughbred. Fin' amazing. Show him. While these might seem like deficiencies, the DE's were unlikely to have much opportunity to use their "main armament" except for anti-aircraft, and the most critical weapon, the depth charges, were superior to those used on the big destroyers.

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The DE's had eight K-projectorswhile "full destroyers" had only six. The smaller ships also had the critical and very effective hedgehogs that projected 24 contact bombs in front of the ship, another advantage over the larger DD's.

All of these weapons made for a much larger and more flexible clifron of fire to use against a hidden sub. The Destroyer Escorts in general were deed to be easily manufactured by a midget escorts clifton new methodology that used pre-fab components shipped from all over the US. They were half the cost of a full Destroyer, took less than a year to build, yet had superior effectiveness against subs.

Escort Midgegthe "baby flat-tops," were deated CVE's and the joke was that they were nick-named after their de: "Combustible, Vulnerable, Expendable. If a ship has a protective screen of warships around it then it's much harder for a Japanese sub to make a sucessful attack on the "prize" in the middle.

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Of course that makes the screening ships something akin to a human shield. DE's are more useful, however, as a deterrent or distraction than as "linebackers".

They had no armor, and a very shallow draught. Torpedoes would often be set to run deeper than the hull of a DE.

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So in that respect the DE's were not really "fodder" as much as "smokescreen" that had the ability to counterattack viciously. In this capacity they could alert the fleet of incoming Kamikazes. Unfortunately the Kamikazes attacked the picket ships viciously, and DE's were not very good at defending themselves against aircraft.